04 3 / 2011
[You were born for a reason…]
People who think this is true, are fucking morons. Example: Me. I serve no purpose in this fucking world. My life is equivalent to watching paint dry.
06 2 / 2011
That moment you’re home alone and you hear a noise in your house and you accept the fact that you’re going to die.
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29 1 / 2011
that awkward moment when you have 238793278934710974091273912748918q8394789347 tabs open and you can’t figure out which one the music is coming from.
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25 3 / 2010
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Stephen: You’ve had a sponsor since you were seven?Shaun: Seven, yeah. It was strange, it wasn’t ‘cause I was the best or anything. I just happened to be in the right place, right time, and I got sponsored by Burton when I was seven.Stephen: And now your sponsor is Red Bull? Shaun: Red Bull, as well, yeah.Stephen: How much of your hair is Red Bull? Shaun: Oh, man. Contractually obligated to say one-hundred percent of it. [laughs] I drink it and it grows. Stephen: It grows. Shaun: It grows. Stephen: Oh, I think your bank account just exploded! Shaun: [laughs] You know they loved it when they sponsored me. They were like, He’s red! We’ve got the Red Bull! [fist pump] Stephen: It all fits! Shaun: Yeah, yeah. Accountants’ minds were exploding! I’m sure.
The Colbert Report, 02/22/10](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kycavaZ3Mv1qa7qulo1_r3_500.png)
Stephen: You’ve had a sponsor since you were seven?
Shaun: Seven, yeah. It was strange, it wasn’t ‘cause I was the best or anything. I just happened to be in the right place, right time, and I got sponsored by Burton when I was seven.
Stephen: And now your sponsor is Red Bull?
Shaun: Red Bull, as well, yeah.
Stephen: How much of your hair is Red Bull?
Shaun: Oh, man. Contractually obligated to say one-hundred percent of it. [laughs] I drink it and it grows.
Stephen: It grows.
Shaun: It grows.
Stephen: Oh, I think your bank account just exploded!
Shaun: [laughs] You know they loved it when they sponsored me. They were like, He’s red! We’ve got the Red Bull! [fist pump]
Stephen: It all fits!
Shaun: Yeah, yeah. Accountants’ minds were exploding! I’m sure.The Colbert Report, 02/22/10
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22 3 / 2010
I was sitting in my car in the parking lot of my college, on Facebook via my laptop when a good friend from middle school messaged me. I then met up with her and her sister. I love seeing friends, especially ones I haven’t seen in ages ♥
20 3 / 2010
Snoopy and Woodstock. Two of my favorite characters of all time. If you don’t like them, I have no words for you haha. Gotta love Woodstock’s face when he falls off the dog house ♥
18 3 / 2010
"Do not go where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
